porn flakes: what moms are having for brunch
11 Mar
I had brunch the other day with a group of moms. I was a bit nervous as I walked into this beautifully renovated bungalow in my Atlanta neighborhood, with the Southern front porch, hardwood floors, and sunlit playroom. I barely know the moms here, usually just waving hi on the morning drop-off to school. I knew the preschool topic would come up, and I was afraid to admit I haven’t signed my son up for Pre-K yet.
Preschool here is like getting tickets to I don’t know, Madonna, or something. The spots sell out fast, and you’re lucky if you get a seat in the nosebleed section right next to the men’s bathroom. Anyway, that’s what was on my mind this morning when Holden and I stepped into the kitchen where 10 or so moms were sipping coffee and giggling. As I took off my coat and peeled my shy son off of my leg, I noticed their voices lowering a bit. Dangit. They’re on to me and my slacker mom ways! They can read my mind, these Atlanta moms! But then I actually heard what they were saying and realized they were just talking about porn.
Oh, thank God, I thought. They’re porn-friendly moms. Now I can relax and enjoy my third cup of coffee. (more…)















